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I have a pouch like a kangaroo but I live in trees and eat eucalyptus leaves. What am I?
What is sacred, holy, female, and noisy?
Stealthy as a shadow in the dead of night, cunning but affectionate if given a bite. Never owned but often loved. At my sport considered cruel, but that's because you never know me at all.
Edible beach crawler served at seafood restaurants, similar to a lobster, but quite different.
I'm black and white with stripes all over my body. I look like a horse but I'm not. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?