Answer:
What fish came first?
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
I'm known for being stubborn and saying 'hee-haw.' What am I?
It has 8 arms and lots of ink but can't write a word.
A spent round or a slimy critter.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?