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I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
I am a band that does not perform, sing, or act. What am I?
I can be hairy and itchy all over. I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen. I stand in the middle of nowhere, hanging on a stick. What am I?
Cloud is my mother, wind is my father. What am I?
Sometimes I am white, sometimes I am dark. Most people love me. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?