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How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
If a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
When is homework not homework?
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating. What am I?