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Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
A claustrophobic person gets on a train. The train enters a tunnel just as it is leaving the station. Where is the best place for him to sit?
There are 5 sisters in a room: Ann is reading a book, Margaret is cooking, Kate is playing chess, Marie is doing the laundry. What is the fifth sister doing?
When is homework not homework?
What goes up the hill and down the hill, And spite of all, yet stand still?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?