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It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why is dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
The Titanic is still chilling there!
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?