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What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?
How does am armless man play poker?
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?