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I have many letters, And though it's strange to say, I stay the same no matter how many I give away.
What do angels sing in the shower?
There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
I am carried by mad animals.