Answer:
Jack and Jill when up the hill jack fell down
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
What goes in the water red, and comes out black?
As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone or fowl.
You can see nothing else, When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye, And I will never lie.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?