Answer:
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
Sleeping during the day, I hide away. Watchful through the night, I open at dawn's light. But only for the briefest time, do I shine. And then I hide away. And sleep through the day.
What surrounds the world, yet dwells within a thimble?
You are having a bad day if 12 peers deem you to be this
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
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Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?