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What bird is always unhappy?
I grunt and have a curly tail. People say I'm dirty but I'm actually very clean. What am I?
A horrid monster hides from the day, with many legs and many eyes. With silver chains it catches prey. And eats it all before it dies. Yet in every cottage does it stay. And every castle beneath the sky.
It is probably the most laid-back member of the animal kingdom.
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many more behind.
What is it that makes tears without sorrow. And takes its journey to heaven?
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What am I?