Answer:
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
It has 8 arms and lots of ink but can't write a word.
A king without a crown
What follows a dog wherever it goes?
What is 9 added to any number ending in 1