Answer:
The most famous dinner
Everyone has me, but nobody can lose me. What am I?
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Little Nancy Etticote in a white petticoat. With a red nose; the longer she stands the shorter she grows.
Whoever made me don't want me. Whoever bought me don't need me. Whoever use me don't know me.