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Squeeze it and it cries tears. As red as its flesh, but its heart is made of stone.
Green but not a lizard, white without being snow, and bearded without being a man.
A wonderful elixir, It is your fluid fixer. Gulp it down and turn like a concrete mixer. Dark as night and sweet as sin, It's like liquid heroin.
A breakfast food that is cracked from white shells and is often scrambled. Usually served with bacon, sausage, toast or pancakes.
What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?
What is round, has a twin, and sees more than most?
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What am I?