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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I have feet on my head
The more you have me the less you see. Shine a light on me and I shall flee.
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand. I have a long neck, but no head. I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, as can be. What am I?
I am a portal to another world which you cannot enter. Only you can see me but I can't see you.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?