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The last woman on Earth received a phone call. Who was the caller?
The more it dries the wetter it gets. What is it?
I am quick when Iām thin. I am slow when Iām fat. Wind is my worst nightmare.
You use me from your head to your toes. The more I work, the thinner I grow. What am I?
I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married. What am I?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?