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There is one in a minute two in a moment and none in a thousand years. What is it?
The dirtier I get, the whiter I am. What am I?
What has a neck but no head?
Better touch me before you proceed to second.
I can be long or short. I can be grown or bought. I can be painted or left bare. My tip can be round or square. (one word)
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?