Answer:
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
It holds no blessings in disguise. Its rhymes are aimed at your demise, it's cast only to ruin, Whatever you are doin'.
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.
What is the thing that stays the same size, but the more it's used the more it decreases?
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?