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Describes a mysterious region and a stylish pair of shorts.
What is red and nailed to a wall?
Gold in a leather bag, swinging on a tree, money after honey in its time. Ills of a scurvy crew cured by the sea, reason in its season but no rhyme.
A detective who was mere days from cracking an international smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing. While inspecting his last-known location, you find a note: 710 57735 34 5508 51 7718 Currently there are 3 suspects: Bill, John, and Todd. Can you break the detective's code and find the criminal's name?
If you spot one of these eastern warriors, they're not doing their job right.
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.