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Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one and twelve remains.
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
I am nothing but holes tied to holes, yet am strong as iron.
White fat and fluffy, May even look like a puppy. Seems heavy but is light, Floats about without a worry, But if it turns dark you have to hurry!
Why was the cook arrested?
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Difficult
Animal
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Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?