Answer:
Long legs, crooked thighs, little head, and no eyes.
What instrument can make any sound and be heart, but not touched or seen?
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it. Five in the middle is seen. First of all figures, the first of all letters. Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring before you the name of an eminent king.
What turns everything around but does not move?
I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me everyday.
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?