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Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
Above all things have I been placed Thus have I, a man disgraced. I describe sunlight or lock But after all, I'm just a rock
What does a WW1 Trench, A Submarine and a Popular Phone App all have in common?
My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I’m best when I am roast.
I tremble at each breath of air, and yet can heaviest burdens bear.
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail
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What am I?