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What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
Until I am measured I am not known, Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
A mighty weapon in the war against winged household pests.
Steals an event or even a mood. Reveals the truth or shatters it.
You use a knife to slice my head. And weep beside me when I am dead.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?