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Although my cow is dead, I still beat her. What a racket she makes!
Always old, sometimes new. Never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full. Never pushes, always pulls.
John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me everyday.
If eleven plus two equals one, what is nine plus five equal to?
What do angels sing in the shower?
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Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?