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You heart it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
You will find me with four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere without needing to be tugged. Jerked or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work.
What kind of table has no legs?
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
Long and think, red within, with a nail at the end.
The profession of Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?