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The barber of New York shave all men in New York. No man living in New York is allowed to shave himself. The barber of Nee York lives in New York. Who shaves the barber ?
You eat something you neither plant nor plow. It is the son of water, but if water touches it, it dies.
Salty water everywhere but not sea in sight.
Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change
People like this usually live in rural areas, unless they are lucky enough to strike oil and move to Beverly Hills.
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.