Answer:
I suck.
I wear a red robe with staff in hand and a stone in my throat.
I am the best thing that can happen after a stick hits a ball.
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?
I am always in front of you but you will never see me
I'm a soft, sweet food made from a mixture of flour, shortening, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and often decorated.