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John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
Above all things have I been placed Thus have I, a man disgraced. I describe sunlight or lock But after all, I'm just a rock
A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.
We are few to the wise; We are abundant to the drunken; We can calm the beast and are precious to the child; We can devour the heart, without piercing the skin
Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still.
Disgusting creatures that would survive a nuclear strike.