Answer:
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
I can be quick and then I'm deadly, I am a rock, shell and bone medley. If I was made into a man, I'd make people dream, I gather in my millions By ocean, sea and stream.
Useful tool for who in darkness dwell. Within you, corrupting like a deadly spell.
Do you know what you can hold without ever touching it?
Hold the tail, while I fish for you.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?