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A man shaves several times a day, yet he still has a beard. Who is this man?
It's been around for millions of years but is never more than a month old. What is it?
I make things short but I am pretty long myself
The last woman on Earth received a phone call. Who was the caller?
Of the king I am blue and of the peasant I am red. Of the frog I am cold and of the dog I am hot instead. What am I?
It flows out of the soil, It burns you if it boils, And holds us in its coils, More valuable than gold, As black as it is old.