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If you spot one of these eastern warriors, they're not doing their job right.
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth. What is it?
I am a fire's best friend. When fat, my body fills with wind. When pushed to thin, through my nose I blow. Then you can watch the embers glow.
A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimy all throughout. What are we?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?