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He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Forward Iām heavy, but backwards Iām not.
When set loose I fly away. Never so cursed as when I go astray.
My thunder comes before the lightning. My lightning comes before the clouds. My rain dries all the land it touches.
I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not. Two good arms but reach not. A seat but sit and tarry not.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?