Answer:
He's small but he can climb a tower.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
What goes up but never comes down?
They come in many varieties: Red, Black, Dead, and Caspian to name a few.
I am the thing which everyone has, I consider myself Beautiful and Full of Joy, But the way I am treated Boy O Boy. I am mostly there but no one notices me, I try to prove my worth but nobody’s there to see. They say I Suck, that I resemble Hell, But when I am about to go then it rings their Bell. Some consider me terrible and Hard, But when I am lost they send their Regard. Many don’t realize I’ll not be there Forever, That I will return Never. But it’s already too late to say goodbyes When I flash before their eyes.
How did the farmer find his wife?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?