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A certain wizard resided in a city made from this gemstone.
What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
I went to the woods and got it, when i got it didn’t want it, looked for it, couldn’t find it so I took it home.
My first is in wield, sever bones and marrow. My second is in blade, forged in cold steel. My third is an arbalest, and also in arrows. My fourth is in power, plunged through a shield. My fifth is in honor, and also in vows. My last will put an end to it all.
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?