Answer:
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A horrid monster hides from the day, with many legs and many eyes. With silver chains it catches prey. And eats it all before it dies. Yet in every cottage does it stay. And every castle beneath the sky.
He's big, old and fluffy, And looking rather scruffy. He always needs a shave. It's best to just avoid him, And leave him in his cave
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A man walks out of a house that has four walls all facing north. A bird walks past him. What is it?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?