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What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
What is put on a table cut but never eaten?
Part carbon part water I am poison to the fishes. Many falsely claim my name I am the pause that refreshes.
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
I never sleep yet sometimes I weep. I can get angry or just be happy. Wherever you go, I will follow. No matter what you do, I will be there. I cannot die. What am I?
Whoever made me don't want me. Whoever bought me don't need me. Whoever use me don't know me.