Answer:
A man walks out of a house that has four walls all facing north. A bird walks past him. What is it?
What animal keeps the best time?
What has a coat? Hugs you not in sympathy? Whose smile you'd rather not see? Whose stance is a terrible thing to see? Who is it that brave men run away from? Whose fingers are clawed? Whose sleep lasts for months? And who's company we shunt?
A stellar five-Βlimbed sea creature.
While I did live, I food did give, which many one did daily eat. Now being dead, you see they tread me under feet about the street.
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?