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I stand up tall and am made of steel With baguettes and garlic at my heel. I love the colors red white and blue but obviously not as much as you. I am a marvel for all to see Though to some I am a monstrosity!
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail. What am I?
When I point up, it's bright. When I point down, it's dark. What am I?
I have a mouth on my head and eat everything.
I am lighter than air but a hundred people cannot lift me. Careful! I am fragile!
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?