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A seed am I, three letters make my name. Take away two and I still sound the same.
Beautiful girls strut and sexy men 'do their little turn' on this.
It stands upright and can be quite grand. Its secret is not hidden but right at hand. What is it?
I am a span of time you can always see through I am also the timepiece with the most pieces. What am I?
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?