Answer:
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
A man shot two arrows at its center and missed both times, but using a sword swung once at its center and hit it twice.
What is often returned, but never borrowed/
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute. For my face is yellow my hair is white and my body is green.
Some live in me, some live on. And some shave me to stride upon. I rarely leave my native land. Until my death I always stand. High and low I may be found. Both above and below ground.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?