Answer:
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
What lies in a tunnel of darkness. That can only attack when pulled back?
What is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?
I work when I play and play when I work.
Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?