Answer:
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.
A precious fluid, thicker than water.
Bright as diamonds, Loud as thunder, Never still, A thing of wonder.
A horrid monster hides from the day, with many legs and many eyes. With silver chains it catches prey. And eats it all before it dies. Yet in every cottage does it stay. And every castle beneath the sky.
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies wonβt rot!
What do angels sing in the shower?