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Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, βI will have H2O too.β The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has handsΝΎ lacks a head but has a face.
Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb.
At the sound of me, one may dream or stamp their feet, At the sound of me, one may laugh or sometimes weep.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?