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A Chinese, Indian and a Swiss were going to a party. Who is most likely to bring a plus one?
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
Boxers do this for a living and kids do it in the backseat for free
What is really easy to get into but really hard to get out of
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?