Answer:
What falls down but never gets hurt?
An utensil used for bread. Also a paper cutter. Used by a thug to take a life, Or wielded by the tamest wife, When used to spread the butter.
It covers you, you lose it every day and you'd die without it.
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
The lunch destination of choice for teenagers and hospital employees.
A doctor might remove one from the neck of a Dracula victim.