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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.
What is the thing that stays the same size, but the more it's used the more it decreases?
You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
What is the middle of water but is not an island?