Answer:
He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.
What is the thing that stays the same size, but the more it's used the more it decreases?
You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
What is the middle of water but is not an island?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?