Answer:
What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?
Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble, Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out.
What has a mouth but can't chew?
Always old, sometimes new. Never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full. Never pushes, always pulls.
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?