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What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or none?
You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
What is it which builds things up? Lays mountains low? Dries up lakes, and makes things grow? Cares not a whim about your passing? And is like few other things, because it is everlasting?
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail