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When I point up, it's bright. When I point down, it's dark. What am I?
I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty. What am I?
I've got a beautiful beautiful hall all walled in red velvet with all white armchairs made of bone and in the middle a woman dances.
I am known for my natural tuxedo and marching. What am I?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Pirates put their booty in it.