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Little Nancy Etticote in a white petticoat. With a red nose; the longer she stands the shorter she grows.
What gets sharper the more you use it?
I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one. I'm not a number. What am I?
Who is your mother's only sister's son's brother's aunt's daughter's sister's father?
Part carbon part water I am poison to the fishes. Many falsely claim my name I am the pause that refreshes.
What scientists might call your pooch.