Answer:
I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander.
What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
The weapon of choice to create the biggest shock.
Describes a mysterious region and a stylish pair of shorts.
What gets wetter as it dries?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?