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What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Craig died in Florida. Shortly after, Tracy died at sea. Nobody mourned, In fact, everyone was absolutely delighted. Why?
A man shot two arrows at its center and missed both times, but using a sword swung once at its center and hit it twice.
What has a bottom right at the top?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?