Answer:
Maritime marauders
Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take.
There is one in every corner and two in every room.
It is where kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war together.
Something we eat, and misspell as meet.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
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