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I went to the woods and got it, when i got it didn’t want it, looked for it, couldn’t find it so I took it home.
If I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
Although my cow is dead, I still beat her. What a racket she makes!
I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me. Lower light I never see.
You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die. Until you call me again.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?