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Flat as a leaf, round as a ring. Has two eyes, can't see a thing.
My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face. Careering along, yet always in place, the thought has often come into my mind. If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.
When I get closer my tail grows longer, but when I go away my tail leads the way.
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Whilst I was engaged in sitting. I spied the dead carrying the living
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
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